I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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