he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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