Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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