STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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