what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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