We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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