Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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