i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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