When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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