ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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