Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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