You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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