Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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