That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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