so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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