If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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