I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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