do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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