I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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