It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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