we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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