I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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