worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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