But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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