I look better un-naked...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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