I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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