Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
tell your sister to shave her snatch
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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