I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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