I'm jealous of your bromance
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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