at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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