craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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