i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I would ride that face into the sunset
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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