I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
is it fun? or sober?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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