so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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