I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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