Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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