some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Can I color on your dick again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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