I hate your face
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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