how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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