Sponge bath it is.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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