I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There's always time for handjobs
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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