i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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