Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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