you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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