I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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