did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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