god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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