He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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