let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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