i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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