I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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