hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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