420 ftw
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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