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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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