I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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